Did you know a simple soup can fucking do THIS?!
iwait-you: i-love-youandi: abakarat: aapsirin: candy-n: You’ll be surprised. Read more D: …I didn’t know Totally chugging a whole bowl now omg
teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
videohall: 2 grown men go through a labor simulation > I lost it at “STOP SMILING!!!!”
goldenfreezeover: somethingambiguous: tltty: when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’ We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
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alpgs: sahsale: horrny: sparringg: preas: Spread the word LMFAO OUCH hahaahaahhahahaahahaha lol